best friend: pyro (lol)
first kiss: soldier….
children: twins (probably both soldiers lol)
Best friend: Sniper … uhok.
First Kiss: Sniper … …. what’s happening.
Cockblocked: Pyro omfg akd;sjlfaksjf plz
No. of children: 100 plzno spy that’s too many
YOUR CLASS: Spy
BEST FRIEND: Spy
FIRST KISS: Spy
COCKBLOCKED: By Heavy
NO. OF CHILDREN: 3
This is surprisingly accurate. : U
(I cannot find out how to reblog my name to save my life)
Your class: Demoman
Best friend: Scout
First kiss: Pyro (ok how the fuck)
Lover: Sniper AW YEAH.
Cockblocked: Heavy ..
.yeah right, with your amount of fat you cannot even see your own cock
No. Of Children: 1 Or else my demovag would hurt too much.
Hey quit pickin’ on Hoovy you wish you had his monster cock
I am the Soldier
Best friend is the Demoman
First kiss is the Spy
Lover is the Engineer
Cockblocked by the Demoman
How the what the
Your Class: Spy (Disasterous! I suck at Spy!)
Best Friend: Spy
First Kiss: Demo (Everyone loves a drunken snog)
Lover: Demo (Clearly I enjoyed that drunken snog)
Cockblocked: Soldier (You biscuit, Solly!)
Number of children: 1. (Tut, why wasn’t there a 0 option?)
Best friend: Engie
1st Kiss: Pyro
Cockblocked by: Engie
# kids: 5
Good lord…how many fanfics have that exact plot structure??
That, or I’m secretly Scout’s Mom…
Oh dear, here goes.
My class: Scout (Kill me.)
Best friend: Demo
First Kiss: Engie
Cockblocked by: Solly (Wat)
Eugh. Well this has certainly been an adventure. Let’s not repeat it.
Jesus, your love life would be just ripping! Solly… a man of extremes. “LET’S FUCK… NO FUCKING FOR YOU!”
I don’t even play but couldn’t resist!
My Class: Demoman HELL YES
Best Friend: Engie HELL YES
First Kiss: Medic HELL YES
Lover: Medic SEE ABOVE
Cockblocked: Engie YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND
Number of Children: 100. Oh, I see, we’re doing that thing where the doves are his children. Fine by me.
You did alright! And Engie’s just lookin’ out for ya.